Notoriously known for his or her ability to get shitfaced wasted after 3 wine coolers. A "Deeves" is a person who often deficates on macbooks and other apple products; A person who often get caught peeing their bed and lying about it.
"Did you see Mike last night?"
"He turned into the Deeves Last night!"
"Mike owes me a new macbook, He Deeved on mine"