Deckered

Waking up in your own bed not knowing how you got there

Bro I have no idea how I made it back last night, I was so deckered

by LaxKing45 March 21, 2011

Deckered

Deckered is where you are being molested by a cat and meowing at the top of your voice.

"Last night I got deckered well bad"

by BattyCrease3000 January 2, 2017

Deckered

Getting Rejected to a social event or just getting rejected in general

Jonathan was rejected by Elizabeth to go to prom. Everybody laughed at him saying he was Deckered

by Robbiefan December 30, 2011

Decker

Decker literally means perfection in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. All you see, hear, smell...everything in your life leads back to Decker.

I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.

Girl: What is that?

Me: That's my Decker

Girl: Wooow where can I get one?

Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind

by Decker's Kitten November 20, 2013

Decker

Decker is a high strung animal. A decker usually is seen pacing back and forth and appears to be talking to himself. At random times a decker will start yelling profanities. A decker usually feeds on rockstars and nicotine.

Watch out Decker is starting to run low on nicotine and might melt down.

by Shoeguy12 August 22, 2019

Decker

A majestic and charming human, also has a ten inch and it reaches its full potential when talking to Meera and heba, all lowkey tho

Hurry decker

by Decker14 April 11, 2020

The Deckers

A cyberpunk gang in "Saints Row The Third" that has young, mostly male members.

I'm a member of the Deckers.

by Matildawss June 25, 2021