daytimer 

A casual sex partner who is available while the kids are at school, for single parents.

Or
A casual sex partner who is available during business hours.

~M. Graves

"I can't go out at night, I need a daytimer so I can get laid while the kids are at school.

daytimer by NurseGraves April 29, 2019

URN Daytimer 

A person who can achieve just about anything they put their mind to. They are pretty much invincible, and to boot their dewy complexions and agreeable features continue to defy the term 'having a face for radio'.

'Wait , did that person just cure cancer by blinking their eyes?'
'Oh yeah, but they're a URN Daytimer so it's not surprising.'
'Seriously? So that guy on TV last week who climbed Mount Everest on a space hopp-'
'...A URN Daytimer. Yeah.'

URN Daytimer by jemm_20 March 4, 2015

Daytime Television

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.

"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."

Daytime Television by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

daytime tv

EVIL, what the house-wives watch, clearly the reason for the brainwashed people in this country.

infomericals on daytime tv make me feel fat.

daytime tv by stray April 16, 2004

Daytime Insomnia 

1. One result of procrastination.

2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.

(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*

Daytime Insomnia by Jacob February 13, 2005

daytime 

Daytime: noun. The quality or condition of being dramatic.

It's a replacement word (synonym) for "drama."

For example: if your girl (or guy) is acting all dramatic say, "Damn, why you gotta be so daytime?!"

Or you are observing someone making a scene at the bar or something, you would say, "Damn, that bitch is daytime!"

Or we could say, "There's a whole 'lotta daytime up in these forums!"

daytime by jediracer September 15, 2006

Daytime Ugly 

A hooker who is so ugly, untalented, and generally unappealing that in order to make enough money to support her crack habit, she needs to stand out on the street during daylight hours as well as at night. While the daylight doesn't do her any favours, she is so desperate for a trick that she needs to be there for as much time as she can in the hope that someone, anyone, will give her $5 to eat their shit or something.

Look, there's another Daytime Ugly! What a disgusting hoe.

Daytime Ugly by cam8001 May 23, 2006