David edwards

A guy who will stab you in the back as soon as you turn around and is always secretly gay

That man David edwards hella gay bruh he slapped my ass

David edwards by The gangstrezy September 24, 2019

David Edwards Special 

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

David Edwards Special by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023