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A very tall guy with long hair who just got braces, he is very fawking funny as hell!! He also just happens to have laser vision and invented the square tree!!! He can kick your ass at Ragdoll Avalanche 2 and can stomp you with his pancakes of doom. Davian is, truly, the perfect doomsday device.
Guy: Dude, Davian got me in the ass with his Laser Vision!!

Guy 2: He crushed me with his pancakes of doom!

Guy: Oh, no he's coming this way!

Guy 2: OH SHIT IT'S OVER!!!!

Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Davian: Hey guys sup?

*big explosion*

News report the next day: And only Davian survived.
by TYMAN8 April 18, 2011

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An awesome guy, that has long black hair. He is good at sports. Better at being a TE for football. He gets a lot of girls. He is nice. The girls really like him. He gets all the booty hoes.
Dude, that guy has so many girls.

I bet his name is Davian
by Joshsuxdick May 22, 2016

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A sweet caring guy who makes every girl he talk to fall in love. He has something most guys doesn't . He has this one fan who will never get over him and he doesn't know it yet because too many girls got his attention. He is lovable and very easy on the eyes.
Omg i love davian." ''You only talked to him once."
by nvjhiughui78 December 19, 2016

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The Dark One. He fell from the Heavens for being to powerful for even God to control. Ruler of demons and lives in the realm of shadows. Strikes fear in the hearts of all before him.

He will devour the soul of all your loved ones. He can massacre entire populations within minutes. His favorite foods are orphan hearts.

Draws his power from the shadows and his Lao Mang Lone soup. Is even stronger on a full moon night. NEVER CONFRONT AT NIGHT!

It's said he even causes the Devil to kneel before him.

Practicer of magic and the dark arts. If you wish to summon him you must spill innocent blood upon a summoning circle and chant the words "Ohere terona, rondero terel"

Only known weakness is true love.
"Did you hear about Davian?"
"Yea, didn't he kill all the angels in heaven?"

"Run!!! Davian is coming!"
"Hide the children!"
by Meta 8a January 19, 2017

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A Fuckboy No One Likes Not Even Flat Ass Girls, He Gets No Pussy And Is Often Trying To Pretend To Be An Athlete But He Knows Very Well He Sucks Dick At Madden So He Should STFU.
That fucking loser is such a Davian.
by YourBoy Rocky March 15, 2016

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