A very tall guy with long hair who just got braces, he is very fawking funny as hell!! He also just happens to have laser vision and invented the square tree!!! He can kick your ass at Ragdoll Avalanche 2 and can stomp you with his pancakes of doom. Davian is, truly, the perfect doomsday device.
Guy: Dude, Davian got me in the ass with his Laser Vision!!