Davenporting

Davenporting is when a woman,lady or girl goes out with a man, boy or gentleman who is far superior in looks to their own. Reverse Davenporting is when a guy goes out with a woman who is far better looking than he is. The verb is to davenport. You could say I davenported well last night. You can also be a davenporter.

If Dawn French married Brad Pitt she would be davenporting. If Dean Gaffney married Heidi Klum he would be reverse davenporting.

Davenporting by reverse davenporter April 1, 2009

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Davenporting

Similiar to docking; when two males, one circumsized, one uncircumsized, put their heads together and the uncircumsized male rolls his extra foreskin over the head of the other males penis.

man, i got so drunk last night and was davenporting with my friend TJ

Davenporting by Blow1292 August 16, 2018

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Davenporting • daveposting

daveposting

The act of repeatedly posting images, memes, panels, or edits of Dave Strider from Homestuck, usually in an ironic, obsessive, or hyperfixated manner.

"He hasn’t tweeted about anything except Dave Strider for three days straight. Absolute daveposting."

daveposting by minguskhan7 February 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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