some guy in a wheel chair with an adopted son, a midget farmer with anger issues for a friend, was an algebra teacher, and has the power to get transported into a third dimensional realm when under extreme stress.
by BeefyBoyWasTaken January 4, 2023
Dave is a loser. Dave is almost 40 years old and has been unemployed for 20. Dave makes excuses for himself. Dave lives in his girls friends house for free while she goes to work every day. Dave does nothing all day and just before she comes home, he pretends to do the dishes to seem productive. Dave has no money to buy real drugs like a decent person because he’s a jobless loser, so he huffs propane out a grill tank. Dave is no longer allowed to have a grill at his house. Dave is too lazy to go inside the house and use a toilet like a human, so he shits in a bucket in the backyard and leaves it there. Dave has 4 broken down cars in the driveway because he can’t afford to buy one that works. Dave collects garbage. Dave is garbage. Dave feels so bad about being a loser that he verbally assaults his girlfriend to make her feel bad about herself, so she never sees how shitty he actually is. Dave doesn’t realize that she knows. Dave doesn’t have sex with his girlfriend and sleeps on the couch every night instead of in their bed to avoid sex. Dave is confused and outraged when she ends up sleeping with someone else. Dave doesn’t like to shower. Dave doesn’t brush his teeth. Dave really likes McDonald’s - a lot. Dave plays the victim. Dave starts projects and doesn’t finish ANY of them. Dave uses his inheritance to buy model planes instead of helping his girlfriend pay bills. Dave is a useless piece of shit.
by Yeahbuddy May 22, 2019
Dave is the sweetest, most handsome guy to walk on this universe.
Dave is a nerdy guy with a big heart to fill you up with his care, love and affection.
Dave will treat his girlfriend like a princess, make up special and unique cute nicknames for his princess.
Dave has the most beautiful eyes and a smile that will brighten up your day.
Dave has a soothing low voice that will instantly put you into relax mode once he says a single word.
Dave will blow your mind with his amazing skills and will engage you with amazing games such as Magic: The Gathering.
Dave is simply amazing.
I wish everyone a Dave.
Dave is a nerdy guy with a big heart to fill you up with his care, love and affection.
Dave will treat his girlfriend like a princess, make up special and unique cute nicknames for his princess.
Dave has the most beautiful eyes and a smile that will brighten up your day.
Dave has a soothing low voice that will instantly put you into relax mode once he says a single word.
Dave will blow your mind with his amazing skills and will engage you with amazing games such as Magic: The Gathering.
Dave is simply amazing.
I wish everyone a Dave.
by MishPish September 15, 2018
As defined in the "Brocabulary", "Dave" refers to the Dave Matthews Band (DMB). Dave Matthews Band concerts are mainly attended by high school and college students, most of whom are too drunk from tailgating to make it to the actual show. Those who aren't too drunk have the pleasure of enjoying Dave and company's 30 minute jazz odysseys while smoking weed.
(1) "Yo bro, you goin' to Dave this summer?"
"Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced."
(2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."
"Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced."
(2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."
by Erin BROckovich November 4, 2010
by Nabdjid October 18, 2018
Dave is an absolute dumb ass that can't figure out anything. He is annoying and a horrible friend. He will do everything in his power to tick you off. 🖕For you Dave
He is also known as dumb shit
He is also known as dumb shit
Fuck you Dave
by UsernameUnknown13 November 9, 2018
A way of greeting Thai transsexuals thus informing unsuspecting mates to the said Daves gender. Taken from BBC's Only Fools and Horses.
On seeing your friends chatting up a suspicious looking female approach the couple and open with the line 'Alright Dave?' Repeat till your drunken friend takes the hint or step back and enjoy.
by Petesear May 22, 2009