Sausage Daiquiri
The name of the drinks when a group of males get drunk with each other by drinking fruit-flavored drinks.
Sausage Daiquiri by id10twork October 25, 2009
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Daquirsten
Daquirsten is a thug like person who is like the female version of Daquan. Daquirsten is very rich from her mixtape and owns a yacht. She has a squad and she goes 0-100 real quick. Haters are not match for Daquirsten. Daquirsten has black arms and a big booty but don't mess with her because her husband is part of her squad. She is sly as hell so she's hard to find when the police come. Also, Daquirsten parties hard.
Mom: I don't want you hanging out with Daquirsten she's too thug like.
Daughter: but mom if I don't her squad will get me!
Tonight I'm going to party like a Daquirsten!
Police: Where is Daquirsten we can't find her!
Squad: dunno she too sly.
News anchor: breaking news Daquirsten's mixtape has hit record
sales!
Daughter: but mom if I don't her squad will get me!
Tonight I'm going to party like a Daquirsten!
Police: Where is Daquirsten we can't find her!
Squad: dunno she too sly.
News anchor: breaking news Daquirsten's mixtape has hit record
sales!
Daquirsten by Stretchalufagus bubba November 23, 2014
Darquankus McBunky
Darquankus McBunky was an accomplished military general that commanded the 23rd regiment of the Blundercrank National Army. He fought alongside many notable figures as Drake, Bobo DonQuoofy, Chief Keef, Yeat, Quandale Dingle, Abraham Lincoln, as well as Eric and Jonathan. He was slaughtered on April 4th, 1922, when he was caught in the crossfire of a shootout between the Blundercrank Mafia and my good friend Mark, being shot in the forehead 32 times. He was rushed to the hospital where he underwent an emergency rectal transplant procedure. After a month in the hospital, he started to recover, however he contracted terminal lumbago and died shortly after.
Darquankus being remembered by some notable historical figures:
Abraham Lincoln - “He was a good man… filled with joy, carbon molecules and an infectious lens of positivity through which he viewed the world around him”
Yeat - “I’m still mourning his loss, please get these microphones out of my face”
Jonathan - “He was a good man, inspiring father and brave leader who - ” ***remainder of quote lost in office fire***
Darquankus being remembered by some notable historical figures:
Abraham Lincoln - “He was a good man… filled with joy, carbon molecules and an infectious lens of positivity through which he viewed the world around him”
Yeat - “I’m still mourning his loss, please get these microphones out of my face”
Jonathan - “He was a good man, inspiring father and brave leader who - ” ***remainder of quote lost in office fire***
Teacher: ok class, who do you look up to?
Student: I look up to Darquankus McBunky because he is so brave
Teacher: yes
Student: I look up to Darquankus McBunky because he is so brave
Teacher: yes
Darquankus McBunky by Jonathan Gunkus March 29, 2022
Daiquiri Dick
Similar to whiskey dick except brought on by a small intake of colorful fruity drinks created to satisfy women. Closet homesexuals often experience this problem after drinking 2 daiquiris and attempting to put their dick in an orifice other then a man's asshole.
As Brett was unable to summon his fantasy of a hairy bear he suffered from daiquiri dick then passed on the naked girl and slept to watch gossip girl another day.
Daiquiri Dick by Daiquiri Dick July 22, 2010