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scum coming from the worlds biggest toxic waste dump, and 1 of britains worst towns as voted by the readers of the news of the world.

can also be somebody who supports the football leagues most success deprived team, having never won silverware and finished bottom of the league most times, which is of course dar-low fc...shame they havent quite managed to disappear from site yet

the good people of hartlepool can be proud that theyre football team has entered division two and is pushing for division one, wheras the loids are sinking into oblivion, courtesy of Georgie Reynolds, (see saviour and messiah)
we gonna shout the darlow scum
Darloid by nim May 27, 2004
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supporter of the north easts oldest league team (except for maybe sunderland) who unlike the monkey hangers have won plenty of silverware, the closest hartlepool having come to winning any, darlo went and won it instead...

also having the great pride of beating theyre local rivals in both legs of the 2000 division 3 play offs, having a bigger average attendance throughout the years and not finishing bottom as much as hartlepool...
to the idiot who posted the previous definition... when has there ever been toxic waste dumped in darlo?

how come hartlepool was voted worse than darlington, albeit not by much??

why did the idiots of hartlepool kick off when they found out that the monkey they voted in as mayor was really a dude in fancy dress???
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Supporter of Darlington Football Club

Darlo + "oid"

Used derogatorily by the "chimp-chokers" (q.v.) and subsequently adopted as badge of pride by Darloids themselves
Darloid by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
Team beaten 60 times by Hartlepool, while winning only 56 times. A team (unlike the previous poster) who Have finished BOTTOM more times than Hartlepool. A team that does not have a higher attendance than Hartlepool throughout the years. A team that have played in the 5th tier of English Football, commonly known as NON LEAGUE , more than Hartlepool. A team that has been in ADMINISTRATION twice, whilst Hartlepool have never been in administration. A team who were once owned by a convicted criminal. A team whose average home attendance is approx 12.5seats for every one who attends, allowing all the fat lazy Loids at least the 2 or 3 seats they need to put their fat backside on.
Darloid and the worst type ....Quarkerz andy parkakitjhodgie1divas
DARLOID by shuthefckup December 5, 2011

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026