darlene is the absolute most perfect girl IN THE WORLD! She's the type of beautiful you'll see one day at the market and end up thinking about for weeks wondering if you'll ever see her again, leaving your head filled with endless "what ifs?". She has the warmest brown eyes that you can get lost in for hours, her smile can light up any room, and her aura emanates so much love, genuineness, and curiosity. she is art in every form. Don't even get me started on her endless lists of talents and skills, such as photography, singing, painting, lego building, the list goes on and on. She has the purest heart that you're going to want to protect from any harm. She caring, loyal, trustworthy, LOVING, extremely affectionate, sexc ;), reassuring, gentle, hot, honest, smart, beautiful, cute, and has the best sense of humor. A love like hers is rare, in fact I don't think another love like hers exist. its just so perfect and precious in it own way; like her. You're gonna want give her the world, AS YOU SHOULD. looking at her feels like looking at the moon, her beauty is just so ethereal and peaceful, you'll never get her out of your head.
Darlene is my mooon <3
by lmfaosg November 24, 2021
the act of ill-timed inappropriate humping of an unsuspecting individual.
generalized humping of another person
generalized humping of another person
I love Chris Stapleton I would Darlene the shit out of him.
I was chilling in a lawn chair when all of a sudden I was Darlened by a strange woman!
I was chilling in a lawn chair when all of a sudden I was Darlened by a strange woman!
by boringmom February 12, 2022
by Ghost kidd February 25, 2018
Darlenes are always so nice, they never fail to make you smile, they are really strong woman and usually woman of God. They have been through so much in life and they never fail to love you, they will be your best friend in life and won’t leave you, they might shut down for a little bit but they always come back! And ready to live
by Livergive November 25, 2021
Darlene is a funny and loyal person. She can be support full in any way, she will beat up your school bully’s if you tell her to! Always trust a Darlene, except if you don’t like the name Darlene, if you don’t like the name Darlene... WhY aRe YoU hErEeEeEeEeEeEeEe
You:Hey Darlene, wanna go to the movies?
Darlene: Sure!
(Day of movies)
(Over the phone) You: are you still coming to the movies with me?
Darlene: No duh!
Darlene: Sure!
(Day of movies)
(Over the phone) You: are you still coming to the movies with me?
Darlene: No duh!
by Dabadoocramcram October 17, 2019
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