a boy that has a lot of hopes of girls, but feels that all the girls in the word like him, which they do not. Darians are usually doubled jointed in fingers and arms, so he can play with himself. darians usually have a weird shaped face usually, that of a penis and therefore could be called DICKFACE. darian is basically gay.
Darian, you are such a DICKFACE, because you are thirsty and have a face shaped like a dick.
by The Fact Is My Posts February 2, 2016
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The most perverted, creep you will ever meet. He has a foot fetish which includes rubbing unsalted butter all over the sole and walking on his bare back. Darian is a man of many talents. don't be surprised if you wake up with a teabag on your forehead. All in all, you will always share a twisted laughter with him.
"Who took those freaky pictures of your feet?", "My cousin friend Darian did, you know he has a foot fetish"
by sheeatsbig January 15, 2015
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A straight up fucking idiot uses 1% of his brain capability.
That kid pulled a darian. He peeled out of the parking lot with his ice capp still on the hood of the car.
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darian is a bitch with a flat ass. she loves fucking crusty old men. she puts herself up when others are down. shes flat stanley
person 1: Darian is such a bitch
person 2: i know right
by uhhhhlaina June 20, 2016
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A dude who really likes someone named sidney
Darian is gay
by Lunchandmeat September 10, 2020
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When you die in League but then Darian gets mad at you.
Darian darianed away during a really silly situation.
by KrishnaDas March 22, 2020
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