Darby and Bennett

the coolest couple alive. Bennett is amazing and is in love / longitude with Darby. Although Darby beat Bennett in squash, their athletic beef is always simmered when eating cookies together. Darby loves Bennett too, especially when he calls her at 4am to confess his love after a night out. Their relationship is better than yours will ever be so stay jealous and remember to always compare yourself to Darby and Bennett. Bennett is converting to Judaism because he finds it too annoying to take his cross off before committing sins. They enjoy watching movies together, but always end up too distracted to finish.

Woah I am so jealous of Darby and Bennett! I wish my relationship was that awesome.... instead I have an unathletic man with a small penis and Elmo boxers.

by doobymoobs444 October 24, 2022

dirty darby

two girls in the 69 and one girl sticks her finger in the other girls ass then in her nose...

those girls were going at it until the dirty darby was performed! Party over!

by Nonm July 11, 2008

Darby Shay

is a girl/boy who is a romantic, friendly, crazy, and very talkitive person. They usally make friends easy, and love to be hugged. Can be athletic, smart, and sweet. Loves scary movies, things like Jason, Nightmare on Elm st., and SAW. Their favorite holiday is halloween, and they love milk chocolate. They like to take walks, and love to ride four-wheelers. Are more than likely going to be found at nearest concert, or movie theater. Loves to sing and dance. Is known for being just a all around good-hearted person.

Darby Shay loves to take walks in the park with me.

by tomboy95 November 3, 2011

darby boy

A really beautiful guy with beautiful curly,blonde hair. Luscious locks.

Damn he's hot . I bet you he's called darby boy

by sweaty milf November 7, 2017

upper darby stare

When you are driving through Upper Darby and someone is walking on the sidewalk. They stare your car down because you are driving and they are not.

You are driving, they are staring in anger at you for no reason.

"He gave me the Upper Darby Stare"

by Batomm April 5, 2007

california darby roll

a girl who would like to have sex while on her period

Boy 1: Dude its my girlfriends time of the month and she wanted to have sex!
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll

by waterbottle1999 April 27, 2015

Upper Darby Dirtbag

An acoholic mixture of Natural Light and Vladimir vodka. Only consumed by cheap/poor Upper Darby High School students with no jobs.

Man 1: "What did you do all day?"
Man 2: "Watched the Phillies and drank Upper Darby Dirtbags all day."
Man 1: "Wow, your a man from Upper Darby."

by skeet-cannon April 26, 2009