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A Black man! He is very friendly to ALL and exudes positive, contagious energy. Extremely loving and kind, especially towards women. Also very humble but at the same time very confident in everything he does as well as things he doesn’t do, like basketball. Is often more than not mistaken for a Gorilla or Kevin Hart. Known to have incredible fathering capabilities. Son of Dan and father to many. LOVES beautifully pedicured toes and meaningful conversation with substance. Works out… A LOT…
Person- “You’re Danson aren’t you?”
Danson- “Yes”
Danson by anonymous November 22, 2021
'Danson' or more commonly referred to as the peacemaker, or object that showed peace towards the crips and bloods. This person or object will always be hard at times, and is most definitely destined to be your friend. It can also be a sucking buddy!
Hey Danson! Can I suck you real quick?
Danson by DuckEater45 January 11, 2023

ted danson 

Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.
Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.
ted danson by C Provencal April 29, 2008

Full Danson 

To go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged.
"So we were on a boat playing a game of "What's Odds" when grant went Full Danson and had to do a Butt Chugg"
Full Danson by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016

Ted Danson (Sandwich) 

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread
(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)

Ted Danson 

Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore.
Ted Danson by Bonnie September 5, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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