Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.
Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.
by C Provencal April 29, 2008
Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore.
Ted Danson is damn sexy
by Bonnie September 5, 2003
A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:
1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing
all on Rye bread
1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing
all on Rye bread
(at Joe's Deli)
Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)
Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)
by deliman007 August 2, 2011
A sexual act in which, during fellatio, you remove your unit from your partner's mouth during climax, cum in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.
by Ryan Anxiety February 8, 2008