Top Definition
To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!
by ClitNinja February 16, 2011
dank wank is what you get when you fuck dank twank

if ya wanna no what dank twank is look it up.
my boy b-rad caught a helly case of dank wank
by HaZe_313 April 01, 2007
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