Not a language - A throat infection.
Guy from England: Dude, He sounds like he ha's got a real sore throat !!
Guy from Norway: No, he's speaking Danish.
Guy from England: Sounds like a throat infection to me...!
noun: a house cats anus
verb: to penetrate a house cats anus
The cat's danish is sticking out a little.. perhaps you should let it out?
I can't wait to danish that pussy.
the at (@) symbol
Adjective: to be from a country that does not have any impact on the world whatsoever. Danish people pride themselves on having the highest incidence of downs syndrome in the world, thus explaining their equally great affection for wooden shoes.
Noun: a pastry consisting of cheese, dough, and one too many chromosomes. Common cause of downs syndrome
1: hey who is that guy?
2: him? he's Danish
1: ugh who cares, i hope he chokes
2: so does everyone else!