by Spookadeen December 10, 2021
When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.
Piss covered bathroom floor
Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.
Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.
Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.
Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.
by Bathroom floor pisser May 2, 2022
A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)
*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.
by hi8877875 February 5, 2019