by Gareth Utley July 23, 2005
The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!
by Dentura Hogfloss February 11, 2012
Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.
"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."
"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."
"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."
by PsychoPuppyDad May 26, 2014
by Batman307 July 19, 2015
milk dan·druff
(milk dan-druhf)
-noun
crusty milk that dries and accumulates in a pale, flaky residue along the rim of the milk carton/jug. This buildup often occurs during pouring, and fallen flakes are notorious for ruining one's breakfast or appetite.
(milk dan-druhf)
-noun
crusty milk that dries and accumulates in a pale, flaky residue along the rim of the milk carton/jug. This buildup often occurs during pouring, and fallen flakes are notorious for ruining one's breakfast or appetite.
Scott: "Ugh! this huge flake of milk dandruff fell in my Apple Jerks this morning! I swear it was the size of my thumbnail."
by NickJE December 5, 2010
The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.
I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014
The forgotten remnants of a hastily consumed snack food item (often chips) that aggregates on the lap or chest, dependent on the eating position at time of consumption.
Skyler: "Hey R.J., I see you have some snack dandruff right above the dragon on your Ed Hardy t-shirt."
R.J.: "Thanks Skyler, I just can't get enough of those dill-flavored Pringles. Let's go frost the tips of our hair."
R.J.: "Thanks Skyler, I just can't get enough of those dill-flavored Pringles. Let's go frost the tips of our hair."
by Super Face July 9, 2010