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Noun. Elderly waif man that can't carry an umbrella for fear of being swept away mary poppins style.
Fred Weaver was walking with Dr. Jackson during the nor-easter when that dandelion got picked up by the wind.
by August 13, 2010
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To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him.

What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.
Girl: I'm going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. *nudgenudgehinthint*
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth.

Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion!
by yourmomyesyours December 15, 2009
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someone who recieves an excess amount of head. a person that is constantly recieving blow-jobs
They call me dandelion because im always getting blown
by ACursiveMime April 27, 2008
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"Hey do you guys wanna give me a dandelion?"
"Sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time."
by heetee! May 19, 2010
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it means "i love you"
it is from the book smack.
gary stares into biancas eyes and says "dandelion."
she slaps him.
and says this aint cho babii.
by blubblubblub January 29, 2008
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The look attained when squeezing the scrotum. The balls take on the look of a seeded dandelion when you've blown all the fluffy seeds off of it.
when i squeeze my balls they look like dandelions with the fluff blown off.
by SlightlySubversive January 09, 2012
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Term used to describe low-income, uneducated (stupid) people in large families, due to their rapid breeding and the volume of their ignorance "chocking out" other lives around them.

See Harvey Danger:
"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv"

Also, see the movie, Idiocracy.
The average couple these days, they have one kid, maybe. That kid has one kid, and that kid has one kid. Three generations, total of three people. Those dandelions? They've got six kids. Those seeds have pretty much no chance. That family will fit in four generations in the time it takes the "average" folks to do three generations. Each of them will have six kids, who'll have six kids, who'll have six kids. That's one smart person for every 86 dandelion idiots in 60 years. We're so screwed.
by Nice Clean Lawn July 23, 2009
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