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Noun. Elderly waif man that can't carry an umbrella for fear of being swept away mary poppins style. Fred Weaver was walking with Dr. Jackson during the nor-easter when that dandelion got picked up by the wind.
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To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him. What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that. Girl: I'm going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. *nudgenudgehinthint*
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth. Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion! |
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someone who recieves an excess amount of head. a person that is constantly recieving blow-jobs They call me dandelion because im always getting blown
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Blowjob "Hey do you guys wanna give me a dandelion?"
"Sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time." |
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Somebody that is beautiful on the outside but bitter on the inside. She's such a dandelion (ie:looks like a flower...but they're actually a weed)
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Term used to describe low-income, uneducated (stupid) people in large families, due to their rapid breeding and the volume of their ignorance "chocking out" other lives around them. See Harvey Danger: "Been around the world and found That only stupid people are breeding The cretins cloning and feeding And I don't even own a tv" Also, see the movie, Idiocracy. The average couple these days, they have one kid, maybe. That kid has one kid, and that kid has one kid. Three generations, total of three people. Those dandelions? They've got six kids. Those seeds have pretty much no chance. That family will fit in four generations in the time it takes the "average" folks to do three generations. Each of them will have six kids, who'll have six kids, who'll have six kids. That's one smart person for every 86 dandelion idiots in 60 years. We're so screwed.
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The act of pinching someone's nostrils to cut off their air supply from their nose. At this point, the person will have to open their mouth to breathe. When this happens, the pincher urinates inside the unwillingly open mouth of the victim. Yo, Dee gave Hilary a dandelion!
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