What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth.
Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion!
See Harvey Danger:
"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv"
Also, see the movie, Idiocracy.