incredibly talented actor from perth, australia. also the hottest person that has ever walked this earth.
known for playing jason scott aka the red power ranger in the 2017 adaption of the film and for his inCREdibLe performance as billy hargrove in seasons 2&3 of stranger things.
recently dropped a podcast called ’dkmh’ which is his beat poetry set to music. a very relaxing listening experience (i recommend).
long story short, dacre montgomery is the perfect guy.
”dude, have you seen the newseason of stranger things? my mans dacre montgomery absolutely killed it!”
A word used to describe the unpleasant smell that often emanates from the unwashed scrotum of a morbidly obese male.
A well known smell for a select few of unlucky individuals, it is often considered one of the worst smells known to man. The name is an anglicisation of a Xhicha phrase, roughly translated as 'the Rancid Breath of Satan's worst paid Eunuch'.
Attempts were made in the early part of the Second World War to synthesise the chemical compounds that make up the smell.
Unfortunately, all the scientists working on the project were driven insane by the many awful smells produced in the process, and in their madness founded the 'Shit in a Can' company.
Unfortunately for Pete, one whiff of dafregcomfestil coming from his genitals caused Wendy to vomit most of her lower intestine out of her body, resulting in a slow and painful death for her, and not the blowjob for him he was expecting for his 50th birthday.
He has a humongous penis and he likes to get a blumpkin. He also posts disgusting ass memes on Snapchat. If you see dapreme hide your girl because he will take her with his memepage
Yo you saw Dapreme’s story last night?
Yea that shit was nasty
Daerelmar is a monotone bitch who is also asian jesus. He has silky smooth hair and we pray to our lord and savior every
night in hopes that he crawls into bed with us and tickles our toes.
Daerelmar my beloved, our lord and savior, asian jesus. <3