DNSing 

When your computer has trouble connecting to the Internet

After checking the modem, the router, and all of the cable connections, Jason decided that his computer was just DNSing.

DNSing by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

disingenue

A young woman whose appearance of artless innocence hides a biting insincerity.

The disingenue projected incompetence and bewilderment at the menial tasks of her internship, but only because she felt they were beneath her.

disingenue by bluestocking February 25, 2008

disingratiate  

to knowingly act in a way that brings oneself out of the favor of another

Stevenson was chewing loudly, smearing McNuggets on his face, and flatulating while his friend was trying to perform legal research. Way to disingratiate yourself, Stevenson.

disingratiate by stevenson7 January 13, 2009

lo-dosing

Lo-dosing is taking a small overdose of pills (such as three pills instead of one) to achieve a positive side effect such as extreme sedation.

I plan on lo-dosing on Xanax tonight so I can relax.

lo-dosing by Tea Marguerite November 24, 2009