DMS
PMS to a much much higher level. Persons suffering from DMS tend to have exaggerated symptoms of PMS, combined with multiple and sporadically exhibited psychoses often leading to desires of divorce, if not husbacide.
Person 1: Dana isn't acting like herself, lately.

Person 2: I know! She's got a bad case of DMS.
by CncrndNabr June 26, 2010
dms
Short for 'Dependancy Menstrual Syndrome'

A condition wherein a significant other experiences intermittent periods of pissiness, due to an inability to independently support a fragile emotional system.

*Though curable, often fatal for men because of mis-diagnosis.
"It's not the distance, it's just...well...

...have you been tested for dms?"
by NuSonRize January 29, 2005
DMS
Abbreviation: Dank.Moral.Support;
The moral support given to a friend who is smokin the ganja.

Yo creepsta, hook me up with that DMS while I rip this bong
by Dr. Dan K. December 05, 2007
DMS
a graffiti crew from Sydney australia.
guy1: dude did you see that DMS shit on that train?

guy2: yeh they fucking rip.
by phrayse May 27, 2009
DMs
(UK): aka Docs. (a pair of) Doc(tor) Marten's, a brand of robust, "sensible" boots that regularly seem to go in and out of fashion with teenagers and particularly students, male and female alike, who want to look down-to-earth.
Alice: Howdy poddner. Say, ah juss dunn gunn got me this hiyer payer of ginn-you-ine DMs! - howja likem?!
Sarah: Why the fake American accent? Cool shoes, by the way!
Alice: Why, aren't they American?
by kofi May 15, 2003
DMS
Another way of saying that one has a dirty mind. If one takes a word, clause, sentence, or group of sentences and puts them in a sexual or sexually perverted context (usually uncalled for and unnecessarily), then one has Dirty Mind Syndrome, or DMS.
David: If my parents ever stop being loud I'll be able to get some sleep tonight.

Tonianne: What, your parents are being loud? Can I say DMS?
by Ichabod L. February 25, 2007
dms
Short for: Door Migrating Syndrome

This is a condition that stays dormant for most of childhood, finally manifesting on the onset of high school. There is no known cure, short of a traumatic social faux pas. However, there is debate that a cure indeed exists, the syndrome having been an integral part of the subject’s life and thus embedded too deep in his or her well being to ever be completely removed. In short, those afflicted by Door Migrating Syndrome are by and large inclined to pursue academic challenges with more vigor than the average person. So much so in fact, that the subject my lose touch with reality, mistakenly believing that they are superior to others for the fact of their studious aptitude. The type-A personality that emerges is both comical and worrisome. While the subject may flaunt their talents in a disgustingly inappropriate manner, they also engage in manipulation, and have been known to play their own friends off each other. As a result, cases of infighting among the DMS have been documented, often ending with no clear cut victor. They are both irrational and systematic. Their greatest weakness is to be found in any electronic device that may aid them in their quest for knowledge. Additionally, there exists for the average DMS a strange attraction to the sea. Whether this arises from confusion in finding the ocean to be lacking doors or an affinity for Poseidon’s pointy trident is unclear. What is known is that they go to great lengths to spend time on these salty waves of solitude. In closing, the reader will note that the DMS is not your typical nerd. They are both ambitious and benevolent creatures. Their anal attitudes are often overlooked in favor of their subtle hilarity, carnivorous cookie appetites, and ability to offer insight into life’s most trivial details.
Teacher: It is clear that Macbeth has conflicting feelings about Duncan’s murder and is not wholly bad. What does he say to indicate that he made conscious choice to forsake morality and that guilt is his greatest obstacle? Can anyone remember?
DMS: Oh I know! “If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly: if the assassination could trammel up the consequence, and catch with his surcease success; that but this blow
might be the be-all and the end-all here…”
Teacher: Very good, that was very impressive, you are absolutely correct-
DMS: “…But here, upon this bank and shoal of time, we'd jump the life to come. But in these cases We still have judgment here; that we but teach Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return To plague the inventor: this even-handed justice commends th' ingredience of our poison'd chalice…”
Teacher: Thank you but I don’t think more will be necess-…
DMS: “…To our own lips. He's here in double trust; first, as I am his kinsman and his subject, strong both against the deed; then, as his host…”
Teacher: That will do
DMS: “…Who should against his murderer shut the door…”
Teacher: Shut your god damn trap
by Scavengella Hunte November 18, 2005

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