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dfwt by assface443 July 7, 2016
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dfwt by assface443 July 7, 2016
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DFWT: (Dumb Fuck in a White Truck)

(Noun) A person driving a large, environmentally unfriendly pickup truck, typically colored white, that drives like a total asshole, or doesn't know how to drive much at all.

Typically found in places where white trucks and oil/gas workers are found, they do tremendous damage to you, but usually drive away if they're able to.

First recorded cases can be traced to Carlsbad, New Mexico where the first DFWT could be seen driving a beat up Chevrolet 1500.
Me: "This fucking DFWT hit me, now I'm fucked because he decided to drive away like nothing fucking happened!"

You:"Ever heard of no-one cares?"
DFWT by Epsilon1 February 1, 2014
"Dont Fuck With The Band"

infamous acronym among Virginia Tech's Corp of Cadets Regimental Band
- The Highty Tighties
TC X-X: we're going to do a spirit mission against band company
TC 3-1: DFWTB
DFWTB by Cadet Private Parts April 18, 2004
A guy you know comes up 2 u and starts bothering u. You run off but thn he starts txting u...... a fitting reply might b:
"Hey hey hey hey HEY! DFWTB 3 *-:" (that last smiley meant KIss my ass)
DFWTB by Charlotte V-K May 27, 2005
dont fuck wit the feds
i dfwtf nigga im chillin
dfwtf by blacknigajayden May 2, 2022
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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