DFTM

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An acronym that stands for Don't Fucking Touch Me, as well as a song title by Australian noisy queer pop band Cry Club. A great song for the #MeToo and #TimesUp era that's defiantly a banger.

"I was dancing at this bar downtown when a creeper came up and danced on me."
"You should have told him DFTM, girl."

"I did, and then the bouncer kicked him out."

DFTM by Princess Drax February 18, 2019

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DFTM

Don't Fuckin' Text Me.

Originated by: Vinnie Brand the Comedian.

Lets say you pick up your phone and are annoyed by what text you may come across, you may simply respond with DFTM. Problem solved.

DFTM by Chocolope October 16, 2008

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DFTM

Doing Far Too Much

Jasmine, you are DFTM right now.

DFTM by AccountingWizard November 21, 2023

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DFTM

Doing Far Too Much

Jasmine, you are DFTM right now.

DFTM by AccountingWizard November 21, 2023

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DFTM

Doing Far Too Much

Aanya P is dftm as a person.

DFTM by AccountingWizard November 21, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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