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Don't Fuckin' Text Me.

Originated by: Vinnie Brand the Comedian.
Lets say you pick up your phone and are annoyed by what text you may come across, you may simply respond with DFTM. Problem solved.
DFTM by Chocolope October 16, 2008
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Jasmine, you are DFTM right now.
DFTM by AccountingWizard November 21, 2023
Jasmine, you are DFTM right now.
DFTM by AccountingWizard November 21, 2023
Aanya P is dftm as a person.
DFTM by AccountingWizard November 21, 2023

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026