DFTM

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An acronym that stands for Don't Fucking Touch Me, as well as a song title by Australian noisy queer pop band Cry Club. A great song for the #MeToo and #TimesUp era that's defiantly a banger.

"I was dancing at this bar downtown when a creeper came up and danced on me."
"You should have told him DFTM, girl."

"I did, and then the bouncer kicked him out."

DFTM by Princess Drax February 18, 2019

Words you can keep

DFTM

Don't Fuckin' Text Me.

Originated by: Vinnie Brand the Comedian.

Lets say you pick up your phone and are annoyed by what text you may come across, you may simply respond with DFTM. Problem solved.

DFTM by Chocolope October 16, 2008

Related Words

DFTM

Doing Far Too Much

Jasmine, you are DFTM right now.

DFTM by AccountingWizard November 21, 2023

DFTM

Doing Far Too Much

Jasmine, you are DFTM right now.

DFTM by AccountingWizard November 21, 2023

DFTM

Doing Far Too Much

Aanya P is dftm as a person.

DFTM by AccountingWizard November 21, 2023

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026