"Dungeons and Dragons Free". Sometimes people on dating sites will write that they are looking for someone who is "D&D free." This is their way of indicating that geeks and nerds need not respond. Some people just aren't looking for such nonsense in a lover.
No, I don't want to roll a d20 saving throw to ensure that your Prophylactic of Exploding Love +3 doesn't break. I thought I indicated that I'm looking for someone that's D&D free.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'