short for douche bag, someone who is socially disfunctional in some way. generally an ass hole, some one who does something shady and low to someone else
by robone December 28, 2005
abbreviation for "douchebag" used when someone is such a douchebag they simple aren't worth the time it takes you to say "ouche".
"You're brother stole my last blunt and passed it while I was takin a shit. Then he fucked my girl."
"What a fuckin d-bag!"
"What a fuckin d-bag!"
by Trunk December 4, 2007
by Yo Mamma June 6, 2003
a bag of dicks. a group of people acting like dicks. a group of individuals composed of tools who behave like they are better than you
by silentwig January 23, 2009
1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.
The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."
Most of my friends are d bags.
by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006
by $e9a May 20, 2009