| 1. | Quixtar D-Bags | ||
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People who used to be "involved" with either Quixtar or Amway, and think that because they didn't have the balls to actually do any work, that it "is a scam".
And then they bad mouth the organization to justify their failure. P.S- The rest of us IBO's ARE making fun of you! "So have you ever Googled Quixtar?"
"Yeah it is just a bunch on Quixtar D-Bags whining about their failures, not worth my time." |
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| 2. | d-bags | ||
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a bag of dicks. a group of people acting like dicks. a group of individuals composed of tools who behave like they are better than you Yall guys are a bunch of d-bags
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| 3. | Red Bullion | ||
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The cognitive dissonance one experiences when going to buy a red bull because of the craving of its heightened physiological and psychological effects; only to arrive at the price, realizing that the company is run by a bunch of d-bags who are under the illusion that their product is like buying gold; and thus resorting to one of two options; (1) buying nothing at all, or (2) buying a less effectual alternative Monster. friend 1: Dude, why are you crashed out on the couch?
friend 2: I'm in a state of Red Bullion. when I saw the price, I bought a few Monsters for the price of one Red Bull. friend 1: It's like buying gold, aint it; its BS friend 2: It's for girls, thats why they charge so much. Apart from them being D-bags their product. friend 1: Monster is overall kooler anyway, and their not a bunch of D-bags either when it comes to the illusion of their product friend 2: Agreed. friend 1: Just buy Monster |
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| 4. | D-bag Award | ||
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Noun;
A daily award which is given out as many times as necessary, to a person exerting extreme retardation. It is usually awarded from a couple of people, known as "D-Bag Judges". These people are not D-bags, but their word is concrete and respected throughout the community. There are multiple rules a D-Bag Judge must follow, known as the D-Bag Commandments. One such, is that if a D-bag Judge breaks a commandment, then they will be a d-bag. Sorry, but life's a bitch. John C: Hey fellas! After the Cosby Show marathon, I bought the new K-Fed CD, right after I played Kirby's Sexual Adventure on the PSP, before I defecated on a copy of Big Mutha Truckers.
D-bag Judge #1 (in a deep voice): DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-BBBBBAAAAAGGGGG! D-bag Judge #2: I think he got it. What do you think? D-bag Judge #3: Yep. Dude, you just got the D-bag Award. |
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| 5. | D-Bag Hag | ||
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A girl who, while not a douchebag herself, hangs out with, sleeps with, and/or dates d-bags at d-bag bars, insisting that they're the best/most fun. You know, like a fag hag, but with horrible douches instead. Greg: Is Jan coming out to the SuperCoolAwesome Bar tonight?
Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again. Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag? |
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| 6. | D-Neck | ||
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D-neck refers to a trendy shirt, often worn by d-bags, with v-neck shaped collar that dips so low you can see the person's chest. "Baby, it's not a v-neck, it's a d-neck. My collar goes so low you can see my chest" -The D-Neck Song
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| 7. | D&B | ||
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A brand of designer purses that are known as Dooney & Bourke. D&B is an acronym for these bags. They have several collections, and in present day 2006 are quite popular in the states. D&B has the cutest new fall bags!
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