D in P 

Means Dick in Pussy. Can be expressed as a percentage or ratio.

J. Holmes (cumshot legend) D in P = 100%.
Marriott D in P = 0%.

Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.

D in P by Drew Christx April 12, 2007

D in P 

Means drunk in public.

I got arrested for D in P last night.

D in P by Captain Dungheap June 14, 2006

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

j'd in my p's by mastashih April 3, 2009

p.d.a. with my partner in public.

Gay

youre fuckin gey because of your VP.D.A. with my partner in public.

p.d.a. with my partner in public. by CrashEaTas November 13, 2017

F'd in the pants! 

(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!

Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"

F'd in the pants! by Scott el Camino October 31, 2010

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes. 

When you want to fuck a girl badly, and you let her know she'd look good naked.

M: Hey, want to go to the beach tomorrow?
F: Sure. I can't wait.
M: That's awesome. And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes.

And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes. by DarkClent31 June 6, 2018