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A nightmare place where you might as well hand over your wallet Ipod and phone. If you go on here after 6 pm you have a death wish. Its a clogged artery in the asscrack of NY. The D-Train is the leading cause of death in the United States. The victims range from caucasian to white, and go to Fordham University.
Tim: Where did John go?
Ralph: He took the D train to manhattan.
Tim: RIP John
by Ram man fan October 13, 2009
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n. A penis, often in the context of intercourse.
"Yo wat u doin?"
"I'm ridin' the D-train. I get off when I get to the O."
by Angela Merkel April 26, 2008
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The biggest and most attractive pimp to ever walk the surface of the Earth.
Holy shit D-Train just pulled another slut from rugby.
by JK February 07, 2005
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Colloquial term for a Jehovah Witness that have been disfellowshipped (excommunicated) from the congregation.
Susan no longer attends meetings at the Kingdom Hall. She's on the d-train.
by G.S. Peoples December 17, 2008
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Synonym for douche bag. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
Damn, John you're such a d-train.
Andy was being such a d-train that night
by Kwinnton August 07, 2006
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While having sexual intercourse with a women from behind, doggy style. You hold onto her hair, with every thrust you yell "Chugga, Chugga, CHOO-CHOO" and slide forward in a complete circle.
Guy 1: So how was it last night?
Guy 2: Amazing! I ran the D Train on her all night, wore out a path on the carpet.

Girl 1: what did you do last night?

Girl 2: Took a ride on the D Train, best ride of my life.
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originated in sharon, this term discribes a fat whore that always wears tight clothes that has been repeatedly rode by "the crew" until she makes loud train like noises from her vaginal cavity
Yo dude wanna come over and ride the D-train wit me
by joe magillicutty April 27, 2007
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