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He'd slug your jaw 

The final de-evolution of combat roleplay. These words only come from the mouths of absolute apes.
Person 1: (extremely detailed attack)
Person 2: He'd slug your jaw
Person 1: wtf nigga

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole 

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole
I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole