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Cyber Cock Block 

Cyber Cock Block (or C.C.B) n. An unwelcomed person who intentionally invites themself to join a private or intimate conversation between two individuals via the Internet.
Dude, I was talking to that hott chick on FaceBook last night but Alexia kept "liking" my posts. Damn that girl is such a cyber cock block!

Cyber-Cock-Blocking 

Cyber-Cock-Blocking or ‘Organized’ / ‘Gang/Group/Community -Cock-Blocking’ is a set of thoughts, observations or systematic patterns that surface to the attention of ‘cock-blocked’ targets and/or victims who experience gangs, groups with military-like efforts & tactics that are designed to make an individual have no contact with the opposing sex. Meaning no conversations or anything between a guy-girl (most cases) or girl-guy scenario.. Nothing. The victim, their identity, appearance, location & bio is dispatched to collective teams that grow larger & larger nationally, connected & communicate via social media internet app services allowing them to covertly harass invade & illegally strip a persons rights to freedom away from them.. Using manipulative cowards in a group to gang stalk watch follow threaten take away any human interaction MAINLY the sexual dating flirty type relationships & friendships in a persons life. Relentless, sadistic & demonic force to forever stop a single male or female from having ZERO sex/sexual acquaintances for the rest of their lives..
Yo have you heard what Alex has been saying about his hacked email accounts/social media profiles ? He said he’s a victim of cyber-cock-blocking & is being targeted by groups & gangs of people throughout the “dark web” in order to have a group cock-block him from chicks he wants to talk/chill with.

cyber cockroach 

those people that exist for facebook and how many
friends they have. Once you get them they just don't go
away and they multiply
I let so and so be my friend, now I have 150 more
cyber cockroaches on my list!
cyber cockroach by Bird dog man January 18, 2010

Cyberjocks 

A LAN center in New York. The best of the best. With many events and prizes.

Go to their website "www.cyberjocks.com"
Cyberjocks by andrew braczynski January 29, 2005

Cybermocker 

Virtual-based mockery through a website or social media posts, focused on a person, place or thing by posting true and accurate quotes, images, video which serve to shed the "target" of the mockery in a humorous light. A Cybermocker depends heavily on pointing out ironic and contradictory information about a person, particularly if that information was originally created or posted by the "target". Unlike Cyberstalking, which is a crime, there is not an element of anonymity or threat in Cybermocking. Cybermocking is particularly effective at detecting thin skin, pomposity, self importance and embellishment. Cybermocking is a First Amendment protected form of Speech.
Examples of Cybermocker would be someone posting at a John Kerry related site: "I voted for the bill before I voted against it". The author of an article in Slate magazine on the complete "Bushisms" is a Cybermocker.
Cybermocker by MongCon August 25, 2013

Cyberjocks 

A shitty LAN center that serves low quality food, shitty energy drinks, shitty computers, quite poor customer service. A place where seniority means nothing, if you spent $1500 there, and you go in high, or don't like the owner Scott Turner (who is a stereotypical nigger)your going to get nagged like a coon asking for reperation from the white man. Don't go to the facility, its a waste of time and money, and if they keep at the rate they are going, they will go under soon anyways.
Kid 1:Eh, I'm pretty fuckin high right now, wanna go to Cyberjocks?

Kid 2: Ummm isn't that nig turner back in town?
Cyberjocks by Scott Turner January 12, 2008