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CUNTucky Faggit 

When you yell "HoeDown ThrowDown" and a Redneck Dropkicks his wife down a ditch.
Billy: What happened to your wife?

Kenny: Someone yelled "HoeDown ThrrowDown" So i did what i had to do...

Billy: Wow, Bro you're a CUNTucky Faggit arnt you.
CUNTucky Faggit by CT M8 January 8, 2017

cuntucklefuck 

thrusted kuntucky fried chicken up the vaginal regions
Fuck you, you cuntucklefuck
cuntucklefuck by Rahalasha April 1, 2010

Cumtucky Backfire

A sexual act involving nutting inside the vagina at the same time as she queefs, blowing the cum back all over the male’s genitals.
Danielle timed up a powerful queef and gave Joe a Cumtucky Backfire that required a lot of tissues to clean up.
Cumtucky Backfire by Goochie Gang November 17, 2019

Cumtucky windage. 

The act of adjusting the flight path of a load of sperm do to wind so as to hit the intended target.
(Example 1) Fuck dude, I had to use Cumtucky windage because of the fan or it would have been a bad day for the sheets.
Cumtucky windage saved the day.

(Example 2) Boy 1 I fucked up, The wind came out of no where and it landed on the hood. No Cumtucky windage.

[Boy 2[ You should have used Cumtucky windage on that bitch.
Cumtucky windage. by Random C April 4, 2009

Cumtucky fried chicken 

The process in which one fills a kfc bucket with mac and cheese and cums on himself
I’m going to cumtucky fried chicken to get some action
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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