A strange, 17 year old St Louis Blues fan who is in denial about being a hippie. Wants a foursome with Chris Osgood, Keith Tkatchuk, and Jon Gruden. Is desperately in love with an older man named Eddie. Also, is self concious about her small boobs.
The Cuntinator is obsessed with the worst team in the NHL
by Bel4sucks August 03, 2004
Ahem, The smartest, most beautiful girl in the world. Loves the Blues & will one day rule the world. She loves her boobs, so shut up.
Omgz, I want to screw the Cuntinator
by I mustn't say August 05, 2004