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Cumberbitch

1.Any woman who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented English stage and on-screen actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
2. A refernce given to people who admire the beautiful features of Benedict Cumberbatch. ex- his green eyes, beautiful cheekbones, sexy toussled hair.
3. Can be proper ladies, or "dirty. dirty ladies" and everyone in between.
I am a proud Cumberbitch.
Do you know what these ladies are called? Cumberbitches.
Cumberbitch by missCumberbatch March 3, 2011
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cumberbitch

Someone who doesn't like Benedict Cumberbatch. It's a shame that anyone wouldn't like the amazing actor and the man with a smile to stop hearts. The best course of action when you see one is to, obviously, bring out a knife, stab them 69 times, and leave.
Bill #1 : "Hey Bill, don't you love Butternut Cri- I mean Benedict Cumberpatch?"

Bill #2 : "No Bill, that's hella gay."

Bill :1 : "Well you're a cumberbitch. *stabs Bill 69 nine times in the stomach*

Bonerdick Cumberbitch 

definition of Benedict Cumberbatch's name. because no one can remember his name.
i cant remember the name of this actor. i thinks it was something like Bonerdick Cumberbitch

Benedict Cumberbatch 

Someone with and incredible face with gorgeous cheekbones.

His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"
Someone: who is your favorite actor?
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!

The Cumberbatch Effect

When the mind encounters a face that by all accounts should be seen as incredibly strange looking, but instead interprets it as ridiculously attractive. This term is displayed strongly by, and named for, British actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
Girl one: "His cheekbones don't even make sense, and his head is so tall. He should be ugly. . . why am I aroused?"
Girl two: "It's the Cumberbatch Effect"
Girl one: "It's just like James Marsters all over again"

cumberbatching 

To mess up someone's name on purpose.

It came from the running joke of people intentionally messing up Benedict Cumberbatch's name.
Person 1: People need to stop cumberbatching Benadict Cumberbatch's name.

Person 2: I think you mean Banister Crumblebench.

Person 3: I’m pretty sure its Benedong Cucumber.
cumberbatching by Cucumber_water August 15, 2020

cyberbitch 

Someone who is pleasant and reasonable in person, but becomes terribly annoying, and even downright loathesome in e-mailed correspondence.
Gary was very understanding during our meeting this morning, but when we checked our e-mails later that day, it was clear we were dealing with a real cyberbitch.
cyberbitch by Josh E. Z. October 17, 2008