A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.
Oswaldo is Harry's cum guy. Oswaldo has been searching for that bastards cum for days.
by PhillipD33zNutZ October 21, 2018
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1. A mythical dish served in a Chinese restaurant catering to male homosexuals and women with a taste for human splooge.

2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.
Hey sissy britches, let's hit the Chink's. They're serving cum of sum yun guy.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.
Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.
by Martin December 11, 2004
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A person too obsessed with all things cum related, a semen demon, a splooge stooge.
That thebiackeye is such a cum guy, it's all he ever talks about.
by Olde Englishe September 24, 2022
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