When, after anal sex, you pull out your cock, and some dark-stained cum dribbles out as the ass slams shut. Also can happen with an after-butt-fucking fart..
by Johnny Cumm May 25, 2005
A lubricant created by taking a moist dump and covering it in cum. Thats what they used on the runway in the 2006 Corelle dishware commercial to make the model take her spill.
alternative spelling: KUMPU
alternative spelling: KUMPU
1: "Watch out for that cum poo on the floor there. You might slip and hurt yourself."
2: "Quick, make some cum poo, so it wont hurt so much when you slip it in my ass!"
2: "Quick, make some cum poo, so it wont hurt so much when you slip it in my ass!"
by His Holiness, Pope Pickledick October 28, 2006
cum poo is were you scrach ur balls and ass and then rub it on some ones face in a martial art fassion
by razer edge October 10, 2006
by Stiggy May 2, 2004
The anglicized spelling of the Asian culinary term "Kung Pao." It is exactly what is sounds like it is. Asian restaurateurs feed it to their black and white customers in America. See also Kung pao.
by PAW Daddy April 12, 2008
by Cooneniggacheese May 25, 2021