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cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt 

Person 1: you're a cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt!
Person 2: speachless.

Dixie Off Chuggaroo

When a certain individual pays a hooker to drink from a dixie cup that he has previously masturbated and released his flow of semen into it.
"Yeah I was downtown last night and had a few dollars to spare so I paid a desperate single mom to perform a Dixie Off Cuggaroo."

cumgargoyle 

Coined circa 2005 by Peter "scat" Erwin, cumgargoyle loosely refers to a promiscuous, and usually, not particularly attrative woman (see gunt) who, in a failed attempt to satisfy her semen releasing companion (beastiality not excluded), chokes on the aformentioned semen and spits it out, gargoyle style.
"Janet is a real cumgargoyle."
(Peter Erwin 2008)
cumgargoyle by farha1 January 12, 2009

cumgargoyle 

A girl who puts out easily, and in 5 minutes chokes on your jizz and spits it back similarly to a gargoyle spitting water.
Janet is a real cumgargoyle.
cumgargoyle by Petey the thug January 12, 2009

Cumgarts 

1. To be congratulated in balloono.
2. Made by Tiny Tits.
-Pedro won the Double Kill achievement!-
Tiny Tits, "CUMGARTS!!!"
Cumgarts by MrOstrich January 1, 2012

cumgargle 

To force exhaled air through semen held in the back of the mouth, with the head tilted back, in order to clear the mouth or throat after performing oral sex on a male.
After she sucked me off, i told her to cumgargle and hum the song "when the saints go marching in" at the same time.
cumgargle by justin koehler December 23, 2003