Jaimito Cuervo

1: Ethnic Discrimination especially against Latinx children by systemically racist institutions, including but not limited to failing to return or reunite children with their biological relatives in the child welfare system and/or excessive legal enforcement in the criminal justice system and the Immigration and Customs Enforcement department.
2: Disparaging and offensive treatment of Latinx children by the systems that are supposed to be supporting and protecting them with or without malicious intent. See Jimmy Crow definition.

The child welfare system has engaged in systematically racist practices and procedures and should be formalized as Jaimito Cuervo as a nod to past echoes and current underpinnings of racial discrimination that hide in plain sight.

by Mama Martha December 30, 2021

cuervo bloodbath

While a girl is on her period you let her urinate on you.

I had to shower after that cuervo bloodbath.

by Megatronsbitch January 12, 2006

cuervo carl

Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.

The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.

Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!

by Balfdor June 7, 2007

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.

Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

by -Shitfaced- May 13, 2010

Cuervos

Sometimes used as a racial slur against people of dark skin

I don't want to go into KFC because there's too many cuervos

by DahardTruth October 6, 2022