Cuddlehump

When a friendly cuddle turns ugly.

"We were just laying there cuddling and watching a movie when he decided to cuddlehump me!"

Cuddlehump by sondycat February 26, 2009

cuddlepuppet 

Someone who is so cute you just want to stick your hand up their shirt and spoon them forever.

"Oh Klaus, you are my cuddlepuppet!"

"Oh, Livermittens".

cuddlepuppet by Agentlover September 30, 2006

Cuddlecumming 

Verb. The acting of ejaculating due to cuddling. See also, Cuddlerape.

Jason was cuddlecumming because he was cuddled up between Mandy and Jess.

Cuddlecumming by Antrerio Villamonte January 12, 2010

Cuddlebum 

When you are cuddling up against someone's butt (i.e. spooning), then that person is your Cuddlebum.

This term came to fruition and gained popularity from the show Will & Grace when one of the characters asked "Will you cuddle me bum?" and the nickname Cuddlebum was then given.

RANDOM GIRL: I'm lonely and cold; I need someone to cuddle me bum!

RANDOM BOY: I'm lonely. I wish I had a Cuddlebum!

(**BOY and GIRL hear each other, look at each other, sparks fly. They get in bed together and spoon**)

Cuddlebum by cuddlemenow March 25, 2010

Cuddleplump 

A person or object that feels soft, smells clean and is very inviting to hug or cuddle with.

You're such a cuddleplump!

Cuddleplump by rougesprit August 25, 2013

cuddlyhump 

The action of poking your cuddling partner with your erect penis until she agrees to do something with it. The best course of action to take after developing a cuddlylump

I was so tired last night but i couldn't sleep because he kept cuddlyhumping me with his cuddlylump so i just gave in and blew him.

cuddlyhump by Cuddlyhump December 13, 2015

cuddlefump

when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'

You should stop cuddlefumping Aoife, it's really bad for you

cuddlefump by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017