Someone who has acquired a major superiority complex by looking up how to solve a Rubik’s cube. Likes to call normal human beings “non-cubers” and complain about them constantly for not being fucking losers like themselves.
Cuber: Yay! I can finally solve a Rubik’s cube in under 15 minutes! Felix Zemdegs would be so proud of me!
Non-cuber: Give me your lunch money nerd!
Non-cuber: Give me your lunch money nerd!
by RIPJAH December 19, 2019
A Cuber is someone who is always doing or saying something stupid, and makes no effort to avoid doing these things.
by Salt_For_Salt February 24, 2020
Non Cuber Encounter Examples!
Non-Cuber: Is that a 10x10?
Cuber: No, it's an 11x11, non cuber.
Non-Cuber: Woah, is that a 4 cube?
Cuber: It's a 2x2, dumbass.
Non-Cuber: I have a friend that can solve that in 3 seconds
Cuber: Go die.
Non-Cuber: 2X2's are easy!
Cuber: *scrambles* Give it a shot.
Non-Cuber: *Looks at cube* Cheater!
Cuber: *pulls out lube*
Non-Cuber: is dat milk?
Non-Cuber: I just peel off the stickers
Non-Cuber: Just take it apart and put it back together!
Non-Cuber: Just use a rubik's brand
Non-Cuber: Can't you just get that at a dollar store?
Non-Cuber: Is that a 10x10?
Cuber: No, it's an 11x11, non cuber.
Non-Cuber: Woah, is that a 4 cube?
Cuber: It's a 2x2, dumbass.
Non-Cuber: I have a friend that can solve that in 3 seconds
Cuber: Go die.
Non-Cuber: 2X2's are easy!
Cuber: *scrambles* Give it a shot.
Non-Cuber: *Looks at cube* Cheater!
Cuber: *pulls out lube*
Non-Cuber: is dat milk?
Non-Cuber: I just peel off the stickers
Non-Cuber: Just take it apart and put it back together!
Non-Cuber: Just use a rubik's brand
Non-Cuber: Can't you just get that at a dollar store?
by xSlxshii May 7, 2017
A person who can consistently solve a 3x3x3 cube puzzle whose main focus is on improving their average speed solve times.
by randomdefiner_196 September 7, 2018
by NonCuberCGU April 7, 2017
E-cubers are cubers who solve virtual cubes. Their superiority is complemented by their faszt typing skills and lack of need for fingertricks. They are also insanely attractive, which is the reason for their fame on social media platforms.
Guy number 1: Man have you heard about e-cubing? That shit's insane man, you don't even need an actual cube.
Guy number 2: True! Plus those e-cubers are really fucking hot.
Guy number 2: True! Plus those e-cubers are really fucking hot.
by 5.1pyrso December 12, 2020
A slur that "Cubers" (people who solve Rubik's Cubes) use to describe someone who can't solve a Rubik's cube in 2 minutes or less.
Man, I should've never let that Non-cuber touch my cUbE! He's a disgrace to cubism! PrAiSe tHe cUbE!
by allahu akbar January 18, 2022