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ctyptography 

Slip up of the word cryptography. Often used as an example to hide/obfuscate something in plain sight by adding a typo in a word that means exactly that (encrypt).
Ctyptography is the science of encrypting, signing and obfuscating information and communications through the use of codes. Did you notice the typo in the word Cryptography in the above sentence? It was on purpose.
ctyptography by Conanito July 5, 2023
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cryptograph 

One-of-a-kind blockchain-based digital collectable made by an icon or artists that supports a charitable cause forever.
Vitalik Buterin's Cryptograph is going on auction tomorrow!
cryptograph by drued July 6, 2020

cryptography 

converting information from its comprehenisble form to a nonsensical form that can only be cracked with special knowledge or a lot of free time. used in the military by ciphers that encrypt messages/information to be kept from prying eyes
The cryptography class that i am taking is fucking hard man...
cryptography by evanpopp February 23, 2006

Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.
Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!

craptography 

Craptography - Slang term referring to bad photography as coined by Craptography.com members are dedicated to critiquing good and bad photography as a means for enhancing our own photographic skills.
Dude, now that's craptography!

I took some pictures when I was drunk, pure craptography!
craptography by wavelength November 10, 2008

Cryptography 

The science of making big data even bigger.
Girl: What would big data tell you about the past?
Boy: Before or after applying cryptography?
Girl: You are foolish.
Cryptography by prg023 May 30, 2016

Cryptographic nonce 

A pedophile who is skilled in encryption and code-breaking.
A cryptographic nonce was arrested but released because his laptop was password-protected.
Cryptographic nonce by gcsnelgar September 15, 2016