cleatus 

a classic slack jawed yokel type moron.

sheriff Rosco P.Coltraine(dukes)

cleatus by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Yeetus Cleatus 

Zack you’re not funny

Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says “Yeetus Cleatus”

Yeetus Cleatus by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019

creatus 

homo sapien creatus is a sub-species of homo sapien identified by dynamic thinking styles and confident action. Sapien creatus can be taught to think in abstract terms and to take innovative risks during an entrepreneural endeavor. Creatus are creative problem solvers, adventurous, kind and helpful.

Homo creatus are movers, shakers, leaders, critical thinkers who challenge conventional behaviors while striving for something better. Homo creatus can be heard saying, "Go for it" and "Be productive today"

creatus by RuDi kAzOoTi March 21, 2009

meaty cleatus 

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

meaty cleatus by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

cleatus 

A rare, but very dangerous sexually transmitted disease that only activates in youth pastors.

Justin came down with a severe case of cleatus over the thanksgiving holiday.

cleatus by Sean Scheele December 26, 2007

cleatus 

A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard

Deputy Cletus arrested the Duke boys.

cleatus by Dan Foster June 18, 2003

Warm Cleatus

When a cold henry is warmed up either by the enviroment or artificially. Will not perform like a cold henry.

-Dag sonny my cold henrys all turned into warm cleatuses
-Well you shouldn't leave them around the house like that when the thermostat is turned up

Warm Cleatus by Matt Bianca January 3, 2006