by Anonymouslypseudonym September 17, 2008
by meggymc October 27, 2017
Being so depressed with any aspect of your life, normally your love life, that you cry before, during, or after masturbating alone in your room.
by Blind idiot February 14, 2018
|krīstərˌbāt|
verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.
verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.
After Genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, Alfred's crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed.
by godfred zigfried March 26, 2014
When she needs to cry, she uses sad Muke fan fiction to help her through her session of crysturbation.
by BruhItsLoganIdk September 7, 2015