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A person who needs to treat imani better . A nice person overall just has too many hoes .
Crystal should stop cheating on imani
by M.viii_ June 06, 2015
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A solid constipated poop, usually takes a moderate amount of effort to pass.
I had too much fiber last night, took me 20 minutes to pass a crystal.
by jeff22824 December 06, 2014
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the whitest cunt you'll ever meet
her obsession with anime is too much ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘Ž
"wow crystal spoiled that anime for me I'm gonna block her"
by ryota ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ July 28, 2016
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Two-Headed Spoiled Bitch
I hate Crystal. She had the iPhone 2981+ yesterday and she complains that it's silver instead of gold. And she also got mad that her case was black instead of a lighter black.
by Anonymousass1234567890 May 24, 2015
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a rare beauty, who is extremly smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! My hero
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!
by flaterduck May 18, 2008
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"Have you seen Crystal anywhere?"
"Yeah shes at starbucks trying to figure out who Hitler is."
by crystzl March 30, 2015
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A good name for a stripper or a whore.

In less of an UD spirit, it can be used to describe an object of a specific molecular organization, such as sugar.
Dude, I think that stripper, Crystal, really likes me!

She doesn't really like you. She's just trying to drum up business; shes a hooker.

Our science teacher brought in a bunch of sugar crystals for us to look at under the microscope. They had similar patterns and arrangements to the crystals my mom smokes each day.
by Soulless Ging June 22, 2014
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He's warmer than you think.

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