Cryosexual

To have extreme sexual fantasies within very cold places.

Michael: Dude, if we're gonna have sex here, take me to the meat locker.

Girlfriend: Its extremely cold though!

Michael: It's okay, I'm Cryosexual.

by Choi Hyunki June 18, 2011

Cryosexual

Cryosexual (noun): A person who does not have a sex life, whether due to lack of interest, lack of opportunity, or personal choice. Being cryosexual may imply a prolonged or indefinite period of sexual inactivity. Often used humorously or self-deprecatingly. Not necessarily the same as asexual.

"After three years of focusing on work and gaming, he jokingly called himself a cryosexual."

by Jeradel June 30, 2025