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A woman's most basic, and most juvenile, of all her manipulations.
Kate started crying when she realized that David didn't believe any of her excuses.
by ssuave2010 November 01, 2010
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what im doing right now
i miss him sooooooo much
by me April 29, 2005
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Something the weak do.
Crying is for the weak.
by Danger J May 05, 2006
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1. A Emo hobby.
2. One of the very few things Emos can do right.
3. A sign of weakness.
1. Emo: *sob sob*
Some Guy: Was the matter, kid?
Emo: MY MOMA DIDN'T HUG ME TODAY!
Some Guy:...... U I have to go vomit....
2. Announcer: Annnnnd welcome to the first ever Cry-Off! And up first we have a prep chick who boke a nail, against a emo who got his iPod taken away!
Prep: OH EM GEE! I BROKE A FUCKING NAIL! GODAMNIT I *sob sob* I AHEV TO LOOK NICE OR *sob sob* NO ONE WILL LIKE ME!!!
Emo: *sob sniff sob sob* HOW ELSE CAN I LISTEN TO MCR DURING MATH? *sob sob*
Announcer: AND WHAT IS THIS? THE EMO HAS THE CRY HEAVES! THE EMO WINS!
Emo:..... I AM THE CRYING MASTER
Announcer: Shadup.
3. Dude: *sob sob* HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME?
Dude's Friend: Cuz i fucked her better then you, suck it up man.
by Dr. Crowley April 04, 2009
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