The equipment used to perform mammograms. Some women have likened it to a tire running over their boobs, and having them squeezed into a box-shape thingy...
WOMAN: "It's that time of the year again... gotta go to the boob crusher..."
by Jason L. October 23, 2005
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An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.
Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.
by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013
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Really tight speedos worn by (generally Italian) males.
Dude, peep that hoagie crusher! Yo i got next on the waterslide!
by KFED April 17, 2006
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One who partakes in any type of anal sex.
"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"
by Pud May 31, 2005
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When you walk into a bathroom and someone has dropped the king dump and the smell forces you to make a face to display your displeasure. Can also just be an overpowering fart smell.
Stay clear of the bathroom, bro. Someone got very serious and dropped a face crusher.
by Gross Tony March 10, 2008
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A more advanced practitioner of the art of ballbusting. A woman who lives to demean men, to figuratively crush their testicles into a fine powder so that the wind can disperse it and leave no trace that the man ever had any testicles.
Go out there and do battle with the ball crushers of the world, my son.
by Pussy-whipped schmuck February 9, 2007
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Don't forget to pickup a Monkey Crusher at the BP gas station.
by 8250 February 3, 2010
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