A crummy cunt is someone who lays around all day bludging doing nothing and using every cunt they can. Another word to use instead of using cunt or bludging cunt.
Crummy cunt: Oiya you gotta smoke.
Hardworking tax payer: Nah fuck this shit go crum on someone else ya crummy cunt
Hardworking tax payer: Nah fuck this shit go crum on someone else ya crummy cunt
by Sistagintitness March 31, 2019
When you forget a condom and use an empty ziplock bag from lunch that was filled with cookies instead.
by The Cookie_monster October 24, 2020
Crummy Buttons is a term for disappointment in any given situation. I first heard of Crummy Buttons on the Andy Griffith Show.
by Opey1 March 6, 2010
Originally, a sponsor of the fictional Alan Brady Show which formed the plot lines the 1960s hit, The Dick van Dyke Show. On DvD, no one liked Crummy Buttons candy even when it was offered or free. It has, in some circles, come to represent any unpleasant surprise or disappointment.
by Savethelanguage March 17, 2021
game involving a group of homo sapiens kneeling in a circle and jerkin their gherkins onto a cookie, which is placed at the center of the circle. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the cookie must consume it, hands free.
8=======D (cookie)
Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games
Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games
by Feenie Feen March 2, 2017
An expression you say if you suddenly awake to find yourself cold and surrounded by disordered objects.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.
As the truck entered the parking lot, Mike suddenly awoke and said "brr, crummy junk!"
Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.
Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.
by k_bro2000 December 25, 2018
when a gilmorian shoves a stale moist baguette down his urethra and proceeds to cum in his misses leaving a pool of crummy cum in her. Ultimately finishing of with a nice tasty 69
by Nigilywigily March 31, 2021